XBOX!!!!!!!!!

Blood was really happy about it, and so were her father and I. He (Mr. De Viktorious) ... bought an XBox yesterday!!! Blood and I fangirl-squealed when he's not looking. Then we played Street Fighter 4, then Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Even her father played together. Imagine a 43-year-old playing a game based on a cartoon with his 13-year-old daughter!!! Lol

Happy happy!!! XD

Oh great, it's December.

I know what you're thinking. It's been about a month since either of us updated the thing. Well, it's because I finally focused more on real life other than the Internet. And guess what?! I got promoted last Wednesday! Blood and I celebrated by going to McDonalds and ate with all we've got...she said it reminded her of Naruto and Sasuke. Jeez, that girl, so obsessed with Naruto Shippuden these days...but only with the characters. She didn't really watch the episodes. Weird. But that's the reason why we both are friends.

Anyway, Blood is going to watch Princess and the Frog today, and since Nightstalker ain't coming I would have to take his place. At least she still has company.

And she's really obsessed with another creation of hers again since...last week, I think. Haloville, she called it. And it has freakin' 13 OCs and all Naruto characters in it!!! OMG! Well, there is more, like characters from online games and stuff...oh Jesus, I think that's about 31 characters in total already, if I'm not mistaken!

Oh well, gotta go now. Heard that the movies' interesting.

Bored and Lazy.

Jeez, what a week! I didn't submit anything in either 5 of my blogs! Well, now that I'm here.

Monday and Tuesday. said I was happy like a mouse was given a lifetime supply of cheese. Why? Because I didn't need to go to school. But only mentioned it the minute after all the choirs in finished competing and I was really sure we'd win this round. That's the main reason! And we did! First place! OMG we were all like squealing when we heard the announcements! some more said I'd be so much happier if I joined in the singing. LOL

Wednesday. Damn there were so few people in the class! Well it makes everything hollow as a shell, really. But we still get to move around and sit wherever we want :P...then it rained! Then Nightstalker here had to take out an umbrella (girly brownish color EEEWWW thank God HE's not watching) and forced me under the thing even though I'm wearing a hooded sweater. How troublesome (lol I'm copying Shikamaru) and what's more he had to drag me to watch him play basketball in a black shirt (which makes not only him, but everyone look...SWEATY)

Thursday. Oh Goddamnit it's so hot! I'm sweating! Like Hell! I'm not talking about 'anything else'...it's the heat, obviously. Don't think perverted thoughts. Anyway we got news that the Basketball team on the girl's side has been rolled into! Yay! And...xxx xxx xxx blah blah blah

Friday. Foofoo here reminded me it was Children's Day over at Primary School when our side was over. Then he told me ridiculous things his brother did. It was hell funny! But then it reminds me of him again, he's DITCHING SCHOOL!? WTF?! Whatever none of my business if he got kicked out anyway. lP

*twitches

Do I have to repeat myself that I lied?! It was stress, for the school's sake! Urgh! btw you forgot the title :P...
I don't get it, what more is there to learn after the exams!? My cousin doesn't even need to go to school after his PMRs! I'm jealous...(pouts) but then he got so bored he asked me weird questions on MSN. Like school-related questions, as if he's my tutor or something. He asked me when did Japan attack Malaysia (sejarah) why do we need to breath (biology) and why Africa attacked Malaysia (nonsense). Then we simply added people into our conversations, but they left within 5 minutes or less...LOL
Sir Doomsday finally had a date! It's a miracle! He met some girl on Facebook yesterday and couldn't stop talking about her. I hope things wouldn't turn out like last time... (read our previous UK adventure). Well let's all wish him luck!

Nightstalker, one more word and I'm gonna delete everything.

i know ur sad becoz u did'nt see CD that day, did'nt you? LOL

Over and out

I noticed everyone went online on the day the tests ended. There's Khai Li, the 2 chickens, and a few others. But my mood was ruined when Nightstalker suddenly started a conversation with me through MSN about CK. But I forgive him. Who'd want to be in a bad mood in a time like that??? XD

Then today, I heard of the 6C Gathering. It was awesome! Except when it came to the price. I mean, $50/person?!?! OMG! This better be something good, like rich buffet or something...Anyway I only got 13 wrong in BM...it's good enough for me lah. Since it's so easy this semester :3.

For some reason I feel empty and depressed ever since I left school this evening. Dunno why, but I think it'll go away eventually like all other days. :D

Headless Chicken!

I was playing AQ Worlds when I heard screaming from downstairs. Then I saw Blood coming into the study room. 'What's the screaming all about?' I asked.

Blood just threw me a book titled 'Extremely Weird! Ripley's Believe It Or Not'. She said to turn to page xx (Jesus I forgot which lol).

Then I saw a picture of a headless chicken. 'That's it?' I was about to show it to Blood then she screamed like hell. I kept torturing her by keeping the book open until I heard sniffing. Oh shit, she cried! I quickly closed back the book. 'Sorry! Sorry!'

Then she told me the story of seeing the headless chicken. She was starting to read the book , then she turned to that page. At first she didn't know what is it (lol) she just saw a fat body and some black portion on top (it was black and white picture) until she saw a chicken head beside it. She was screaming and quickly covered the book. She never dared open that page again.

'So can I put a photo of this on the blog?' I asked. She screamed a big NO at me, so sorry to disappoint you guys! But Blood didn't believe me, so she never came near the computer. Sigh.

'Okay, then. I give you two options. I force you to tell chicken dancer how you feel, either that or you touch the headless chicken in the book. Which one would you prefer?'

Before I even finished asking my question Blood already answered 'Chicken dancer! Just help me glue that page...' she begged. But I'd rather use that page later in the future, whenBlood decides to slap me in the face again. Muahaha

HEHE....o.o'''''

about the yaoi or watever....it is disgusting...the conversation about gays and lesbian..*vomit*
IM not going near you anymore BLOOD...i think ur up to something REALLY BAD. im gona tell ur mom...neh just kiding...AND i like ur drawings in ur other blog accept for the YAOi thingy...i think im getting unwell just by reading ur conversation with DOOMSDAY and ur drawing...

So bored of boredom.

Blood -

Yeah! Made a new blog, and I made plenty of posts in these two days. Why? Because I have nothing else better to do. Sigh. Then I began to submit art in DeviantArt. Most of them were just out of boredom, so there.

Site is here. >>> CLICK ME

Not much, but it's still something!

A friend of mine just started playing AQ Worlds today, and I don't feel so lonely anymore. But still, I can tell he's still addicted to MapleSEA because his screen name contains the word 'Maple'...you should've figured out who it is by now.

Spent the whole day watching telly and going online. Other than that I only took a shower, did some doodles and ate breakfast and dinner. I had sugary stuff for lunch, as usual. Doomsday asked if I'd like to help out at Jusco's, but I declined his offer. Because I stayed stuck in the Pinocchio mood for two days already. Hope I'll have something better to do tomorrow, Nightstalker cancelled his BBQ party. Sigh.

At this moment my eyes are beginning to blur...and I'm serious. I think I'm gonna switch myself to watching telly again. BRB...if my mother lets me that is.

Rainbows and Sunshine of...

Sir Doomsday - Okay, Blood is officially freaking me out. Do you know what she browses on DeviantArt these days? Yaoi! And do you know what yaoi means??? Well, I'll give you a tip. When the thing is mentioned, it in volves rainbow and men. Yes.

GAY!!!

Gay, not in the happy gay, but guys gay! Oh, gross! I can't believe it! I regretted the moment I let her slip into the Pinocchio mood! Hope she doesn't bacome lesbian! OMGOMGOMG...and she was really enjoying it, I can tell. Oh, gross! Why can't she support more normal couples, like Zutara, or Bwen? Oh, she just has to go and browse the Kevin and Ben having "fun"... you know, the characters from Ben 10 Alien Force?! And these new couples...oh, gross, she keeps reading the parts where they have some real "fun"! This Tyler and Koker...they're both guys, oh, gross...Blood?! Why'd ou do it?! Type it down NOW!

Blood - Dude, chill. I'm not a guy. First thing is because being gay won't make you have babies. And you know how irresponsible I am, aren't I, Doomsday? And second...I like it when it comes to thinking who's the Seme and Uke. It's a really tasty thought, I've got to admit. And third, they both are of same gender. So their having to understand each other is simple. Unlike girls sighing 'Boys.' and boys scoffing 'Girls.' and besides, there's the...

Sir Doomsday - Oh, you're soooo gross! Get away from the computer it's for your own good, Blood! It really is!

Blood - But I'm not a guy! What on Earth could happen if a female watches yaoi series!

Sir Doomsday - What the hell they come is series?! Okay, from now on, I'm watching you and I'm gonna trace the wireless network just like your father!

Blood - No harm, Michael! What's the big deal about this?!?!

And so, the arguing went on until Blood's mother warned that it's late and we need our sleep. Sigh. But I'm watching that girl. I'm watching her.

Boring!

Dude! It's getting quiet these days! I really hate the eerie silence in the house. And Jusco was a real bore these days too. Blood said she's in a Pinocchio mood (aka watch-telly-and-play-computer-and-not-studying-all-day mood, since Pinocchio is a wood and her schedule is much the same). Sigh. She's now watching the Superhero Movie. Ew, it's gross. Contains lots of gross contents. And I think it's unrated or something or something. I dunno what unrated means, but who cares. And she drank three cans of Coke! And lots of sugary stuff. Definitely a Pinocchio mood. Who knows, one day she'll invent another mood called the Cinderella mood, when her emotions are shattered and she does something for nothing at all. Then there could be the Mermaid mood, times when she never talks at all and just nods and shakes her head. She's definitely going to be in one of them Disney movies one day.

I'm really yawning now, guys. One of you post something!

LOL

It's ok if u can't gimme a discount, just kill your boss then be the boss. LOL

WTH...

Blood -

NICE AND INTERESTING?!?! You have got to be joking! The main character was like in the shopping mall and giving away money as if he's so rich, then his father has a heart attack all because of it. I don't know either to laugh or cry. You can actually add one more moral phrase in the part where the guy is gonna steal the money, but I forgot to tell the group...0.0'...

Sir Doomsday -

I can't give you discount. Because I'll get fired!!! I'm not the boss of Jusco!!! Do you guys ever learn about money, discount and deposit in class?!

...

Blood said that you guys dunno how to use them yet. Well, never mind. None of my business.

Next Time Count me in Too!

Hey! How could u not invite me! I was getting a little jealous reading how much fun u guys had...cry. Next time count me in too! OR else im gona stranggle u to death, Doomsday.(if i can) haha. Come to think of it, i'm planin to buy some stuff from Jusco, u think u can give me some discounts of something(since you work there). AH! And some weird costumes for the drama Blood and I are goin to be in. Blood, do you have any idea what's the story line about? I kept reading it but i still cound'nt get it right. Like its so weird. The whole family were like
Father: YOU! YOU! U TOOK MY MONEY???
Small Sister: I....I...I...
brother (nan zhu jiao): YOU....YOU
Small Sister: ME WHAT ME??
Father: (collapsed due to heart attack)
PHHHFF! I mean...how confusing can it be??? i think thatz the problem. And the beginning till the father died blah-blah-blah has only two di zhi gui in it...OMG. It's So..so..messy and not-what-the-teacher-wants kind of drama. Well, i could'nt help but just sit there and stare at the disaster masterpiece because my chinese is like BAD. I don't really know about Blood, her chinese is still much better than mine... LOL. She could really give some ideas with her super cool stories. But i think she better not, bcoz all the really-good-in-chinese people are in the group and we don't want to freak them out or make them angry for changing their so call NICE n INTERESTING ideas.

A visit to Jusco

Hey! Apology accepted! By your best buddy Blood. Anyway, Blood said she had nothing to do and all the homework is boring, so she visited me in Jusco today. There was new stock coming in the-place-you-arrange-stock-and-then-send-them-to-de-shop-place, and the workers need extra help, so Blood and I went over to the place. We were like peeling tape off the boxes and putting tape in each other's backs and foreheads. After a good scold from the boss of the-place-you-arrange-blah-blah-blah, we quickly put the stock into the right stores. We even ate some bread in the bakery shop. lol

Then she stayed in the cashier counter with me for the rest of the afternoon. We still had the tapes on our backs brcause we were in a hurry, and now Blood is putting more tape onto my shirt. I was like warning and repeating to her that I'll be fired if she keeps doing this. Worst of all, all the women are laughing! This is not the best day ever!

Blood -

All women like hilarious men.

Sir Doomsday -

So...is he hilarious?

Blood -

Shut up or I'll put more tape. This time on your mouth.

For Blood

aiya...对不起啦！sorry sorry loh...no more chicken dancer. FORGIVE ME!!! I promise. PLUS i heard sir Doomsday is working in JUSCO. i think its cool. Good for you doomsday! Congrats! I think i'll visit you if im free from all the crazy homeworks Blood and I have to do. LOL!

Idiot!

Nightstalker! No talking about any of the chickens! You ******************************...And I think you repeated the word nightmare more than neccessary...=='...And the only part I like is the dinosaur part. Haha

Too much chicken romance in this blog and I'm gonna kick you. *sticks out tongue*

Sir Doomsday -

Dude, who's chicken dancer? But who cares about him anyway, because I have great news here! I finally found a car worthy of showing my talents! It maybe old, but it's so cool I'm gonna kiss the hood right now! Lol...anyway it's a Mercedes, C class. Of course it's used, you fools! And it's old versioned...but it reflects my personality like it or not. Blood says from my shoulder, 'Yeah, and it's because you're from the Middle Ages and the car is just as old.' I slaped her in the face, and she slapped me back. We had a mini fight for quite a while until her mother was passing by.

Anyway, I also saw her other post. WHAT?! She posted in school?! Without me?! Oh, I'm torn! Then Blood said I'm way overreacting, and she said it louder this time. Then we slapped in each other's faces again until her father passed by.

I also found some interesting jobs other than Aunt Anne's at KLCC, so I was once again jobless. Then I was recruited in another outlet in Jaya Jusco, Taman Maluri. I'm working as the cashier for the moment. But it's fun 'cause I get to see more girls over there haha...anyway Blood's gonna visit me at Jusco too on certain Saturdays and weekends. She won't be here if her parents want to go shopping or she has something herself to do. Oh well.

Blood and I were like typing the latest songs on Youtube yesterday, and we found some great songs like Love Drunk and I've Got A Feeling, and we were like LOLing at the videos. She kept singing the 'I've Got A Feeling' for the past week already and I think she's getting addicted! Help~

My Nightmare

Hai! Nightstalker here...I've come to seek for death! Yesterday, I had the most weirdest dream. I think mine is more weirder than Blood's. I'm really scared of writting this here...COZ Blood's gona kill me and deny everything. (That's a tremendously bad thing for Nightstalker) Trust me Blood, I'll make it as unoticable as possible.

It started at school, it was in the morning and the sky was still very dark. Only Blood and Nightstalker was in the school. The cold wind blew onto our faces and we heard trees hitting each other...PHSHHSPSHH! I was so scared that a ghost would come out from nowhere and chase Blood and Nightwalker all around the school, It was like a nightmare!!! It was, but then a man with a thousand eyes came out and scared the hell out of Blood and Nightstalker. IT WAS HORRIBLE! I swear i was screaming in bed. We were so scared that our body started to shiver. We hugged each other as tight as we could and stared at the thousand eyes man. The thousand eyes man was growling while we were screaming...GRRRRr!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! WE ran as fast as we could to get away from the thousand eyes man. While running, Nightwalker realised the thousand eyes man looked like chicken dancer... "Blood! IT'S CHICKEN DANCER!" Blood was shocked! "No it is'nt! Chicken dancer has much more less eyes than that MONSTER!!" Nightstalker was sure that it was chicken dancer so he took 998 arrows and shot it towards chicken dancer's 998 eyes. So, it'll be left with two 1000-998= 2. the eyes popped like pimples and blood was all over our shirts. "MY LOVE WHY Where you running away from mua? KISS ME!" Blood was so happy that she ran towards chicken dancer and MUAKKKK.

Suddenly! A dinosaur came out and sqosh on chicken dancer with its gigantic legs and he died like a bird's shit. the end. It was indeed a nightmare.

Crazy!

I'm Blood here, now typing at school. The computer room was miraculously quiet and spacey in first recesses. I kinda' like it! At least Sir Doomsday won't be peeking my shoulder as usual this time. =='...

School was fine. We had comp. class just now and everyone was playing the damned Mafia Wars (something about crime) in Facebook. I think I'm gonna try it out when I get home. :D

I don't have much time left. 1 minute obviously. I'll let Michael there take over when I get home.

Bored...So I typed these all out.

Blood here again. I was bored and hv nothing to do, so I figured I'd share the knowledge I got from my fave channel Animal Planet :D

First of all...guess who is in the number one Predator? No, not the lion...but the great white shark! A great white shark breaks more than 50,000 teeth in a year. I think he needs weekly dental appointments, don't you think?

And a seal's whiskers is 10 times more sensitive than a cat's. In the water, it can sense vibrations of polar bears' feet moving on the ice so it can avoid being eaten. And the dessert snake's eyes are scratchproof! They're so round and shiny~~~

And the sperm whale is the air-breathing animal that can hold its breath for the longest time. 2 hours! And it can dive a deep about 10,000 feet under the sea to eat food. Ooh~

No. I'm giving you too much of my happy information! Mlueh~~~want a video? I heard this story from our mandarin teacher...:D

Facebook...half rox, half sux.

Sir Doomsday -

Okey-dokey. Let me comment about this first. I like Facebook, but sometimes I hate it. Why? I like it because there are so many hot girls in there! There has to be one in several that has to be a madel! I'm salivating...but when I added them, they have these annoying games. So girlish! I can't believe people that age still play Pet Society?! Unless they're Blood's age, of course. But some of the hottest gals I saw actually rejected me! Sigh~

Blood -

My turn! I have the same comment about Facebook. I like it, but I hate it sometimes. For example, I have a few old friends on Facebook. We seperated since we're only 8!!! First is this stupid Martin. I gotta admit, after all those nasty things he had done to me, I kinda' find him the weirdest guy on Facebook. Even weirder than a fat American's profile I saw minutes ago. And I mean fat. Anyway he declined my request! Damned thing...hope he gets stomped on by kangaroos and eats what koalas eat for the rest of his life (PS whatever the koalas eat, it's poisonous).

Then there's Brian Ee. He's a...well, I better not comment about this guy. Because when I was 8, that guy was like torture! But I think he's now an okay guy. He accepted my request. I was scared he's gonna be like Martin!!! T-T I hate Martin

I hate school. seriously.

Blood again. The topic today is pretty obvious. I hate school. Why, you ask? Well, it's a natural thing for teens. Imagine all the homework piled up on you, man! I hate homework. And the disciplince teacher? Yeah, he's like the look-out-here-comes-the-One-run-like-the-wind sort of guy. And the headmistress...I still prefer her in the old name, and I wouldn't dare type it just in case some teacher is prying into this blog at this very moment. Or worse, the headmistress herself! Personally, I think I have the most boring confess-my-oh-so-stressful-feelings-blog. Because most of my friends type their blog in Chinese words. And some rotten English, of course. But not that much. And I think the teachers would think this is just some boring old blog and the owner's a classic woman of some sort, and then they'll click the X button immediately right on top of there.

Hooray for my mom for teaching my English ever since I can remember!

Anyway, I still hate school. Because of the weird rules. Like the newpaper. Why do you have to bring the whole thing, God Damn It?! It's heavy enough, GROANS~

And the glasses. Why do they have to be thinner than 8mm?! I don't see any good reasons there at all. What happens if it breaks?! It'll be the school'd fault. Looks like we got ourselves a glasses' insurance.

Oh yeah~and the fluffy toys key chain thingy? Why do they have to be measured with our own hands? What happens if a mutant signed up for school and one of his hands is twice the size of a normal one? Or if it's a handicap and has no hands at all? Okay, maybe that's way weird, but anything's possible, right?

Gud night, anyway. Have boring homework to do. ==...

Dream

Blood -

I had the weirdest dream last night! Before I say it, forgive me, O God and all teachers in Kuen Cheng High School (especially the Disciplince Teacher and Headmistress). Okay, I dreamt of being in school, no surprise there. And I saw the Disciplince teacher! But...gulp, forgive me, it was a female. It's old, sure, and it's kind of...cocky. I was gonna throw up that time!

Then I saw our school was twice the size than our original one. It has, well, a bigger hall, and a bigger car park, and a bigger...area. Whatever.

I saw 2 annoying chickens, some people from last year 6S, and of course, the Disciplince teacher in my dream. It's true! I can't believe that! Seriously! Excuse me now, I have to throw up again. Doomsday will take it from here.

Sir Doomsday -

My dream?! You asking about my dream?! I dreamt of my mother posting a striptease video of herself online! It's so horrorfying! Oh, the horror of technology! I'm gonna throw up too...hey dog, could you take it from here?

DOG -

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Blood -

What?! You let a dog take over MY laptop?! You are so going to hell!!!

And What A Bloody Page It Is!

Doomsday and I had a "conversation" over the new template I just found minutes ago.

D - Hey Blood! What the hell is going on with my blog?! It's all red in color!
B - Duh. The title says 'Bloody Page'.
D - But it looks so girly! And I'm a guy, FYI.
B - And I created this blog for you. So who's the boss, dumbass?
D - I am! You said it's all mine!
B - I didn't say it'd be all yours. I only said you're allowed to post there.
Blah blah blah...and we hadn't tslked to each other, for, like, only minutes. But this is just the beginning. Muahaha...I'm joking about the evil laugh.

Goddamn the Internet

Blood speaking here. I really don't like the speed of the wireless network. It's so god damn slow I think I'm gonna yawn or something something. Yes, I doubled that word.

I didn't finish my holiday homework. The malay homework is the craziest. Cikgu Lim ask us to do karangan AND check the dictionary from the whole sehijau warna daun?!?! She's crazy!!!

I didn't practice on my rope jumping either. I can jump, but my speed is 1jps (jump per second). I'm doomed, I'm gonna fail. T-T

Sir Doomsday? He's fine. He had a few hard times, but he's fine. He got dumped by lots of girls, embarassed a celebrity, and lots of other stuff having to do with that sort of thing. Stupid middle-aged knight. Whoever made him a knight must be way more stupid than he does now.

By the way, last Friday my cousins and I went to watch the UP movie. Well, all of us cried ourselves red, of course. And I was the most obvious. Poor me. The second-most-obvious was Seng Wei. The other two were more plain by under the eyes. And we watched 3D edition, by the way. Yeah~!

Oh yeah, and this new upcoming movie, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, is a comedy. It's coming somewhen in October, you guys sshould see it! The preview was funny enough! :D

Dude I'm back!

I'm back, Malaysia! I'm back! I can't believe I just went to U.K. just to see some disgusting person! Ugh...gross.

Blood -

Shut up, Doomsday. I'll tell the whole story. Yesterday we didn't post anything to the blog because of an ugly woman, man. Ew, I think I'm gonna throw up again. Anyway, we were going to an apartment due to the given address. I said, 'Doomsday, you said we came here to check on things. What exactly are we checking on???'

'Well...it's just that...'

'Whatever is the reason, I'm going to kill you. Unless it's business.'

He said he saw a nice-looking girl on facebook, and then wanted to see her and 'hang out a little'. So I did "kill" him by hitting him in the where-it-hurts and punch him in the face and yell insults. But we went in anyway. And EEEEWWWW! Evrything about her is so gross! Her kitchen was like it got hit by a bomb recently, and the woman...ohhh, I'm gonna throw up again. She has a gangster scar on her face! And wasn't even sewn. We screamed our way back to the hotel and quickly left.

It was awful, man...I'm going to abandon my Facebook next thing in the morning!!!

The Soldier aka "statue"...

Blood -

Today we had lots of fun! Since Doomsday wanted to his things only by tomorrow, we had a tour around U.K.

First we went to the castle. A lot of tourists went to take a pic with the soldiers. So Doomsday and I also took a few pictures. Then we tried to make the soldier laugh. We did faces, told jokes, but nothing happened. That is, until...a dog came by, and bit the soldier on the leg. The guy screamed like hell, then he pulled the trigger by accident, then lots of other stuff happened. I didn't know what happened later because we quickly ran away. Lol

Then, we rented a suite at the hotel. It's a suite because all the other rooms were taken. But at least the person at the counter gave us discount, hahaha...

Then Doomsday took an hour in the shower. When he came out all his fingers were wrinkled like an old man. Well, serves him right, fat ass!

He's now sleeping when I'm typing this. And oh, by God, he actually snores?! Good grief!!!

We're at the airport!

We're now in UK, and the trip here was really throwing me up, again. Sigh. See? No slapping, see? It means Blood agrees too! And I'll tell you what happened!

I finally knew the reasons why tickets were so cheap! It's because the airline service is even cheaper! WTF I can't believe I fell for it! We even nearly died!

When we got onboard the airplane, dude it stinks...

Blood - Yeah, stinks even worse than Doomsday's breath.

Shut up. And there were no seat belts?!?! And there's no toilet at all!

Blood - Actually, there is one.

Yeah...one with a hole to go, like the ones in the middle ages. But it stinks worse than the middle ages, I can tell! The whole airplane is a stink bomb! And when I say stink bomb, I mean it. Because since there's no door between the seats and the pilots, we can easily hear their conversation. And the hell it is that there's only half the fuel left?! I'm definitely gonna faint for a moment there, man!!!

Halfway there, we crashed. It was expected, but the whole lot on the plane were screaming like hell. Then we forced the pilot and co-pilot to pay for it the moment we're at the country we're supposed to reach at. Then they escaped! Goddamnit they escaped...!!!

Oh, here comes a taxi. Next post by tomorrow.

God, he made the whole house stink bcos he threw up...

Oh! Laptop! I'm back, baby! I'm...ow, okay, no kissing the computer. I had a very bad time in Disneyland. I kept throwing up at every ride!!! The teacup ride, the roller coaster ride, the Lightyear whatever-it-is ride...the only ride I didn't throw up is my ride home! Oh, home sweet home!

So I see Blood didn't keep her blogs fresh while I'm away, eh?

Blood - Well, it's still a good thing to hear that you were throwing up in America.

Hey, I'm talking about you and your blogs, not me throwing up. And what the hell is going on with the vondeath side?? Isn't it supposed to be about those three girl's prophecies??

Blood - No, it ain't anymore. It's just some things I could think of that would happen with those girls or the Death Dimension.

Great...Hey, listen. I'm going to the United Kingdom to check on something. And the tickets were on sale, buy one free one...wanna come?

Blood - ...okay.

To Be Continued!!!

Long time no type!

Dude that Doomsday guy went off yesterday for holiday on somewhere in America.
School's boring, the net's boring, the telly's boring...
I did mention about the key-breaking time, didn't I??
sigh
but anyway
NEXT WEEK HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YES
and i made lots of vids during my grounded week offline leh~
ah, here's a good one! :3 scroll down some more 2 see lah~
and the 内容大纲 is sort of true
1. i got angry
2. i hit my laptop
3. i got grounded
THE END

and the Norton antivirus part is true...it's expired haha
and my father said the grounded thingy
now i can only play in study room so if i hit it daddy can see me
so...
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Video!

Blood -
I was bored, so I made a vid and pasted it here. YES, and I drew them all with a mouse. The computer mouse.

Not Even There Yet...

Guess what?! Blood broke another 2 keys! Teh B key (it's all white and scrubbed) and the spacebar (great, a hole). She was like slamming the laptop with a book and ta-da. The book wasn't thick, she just used one edge of it. And her grounding ain't even started yet! Now look at what she did...great, she now said she lost the cover for the Y key now. Great! She's so dead.

I think, due to someone's calculations (definitely not me, I suck at maths), she may break all the keys before the next semester's test comes. And she'll definitely be grounded by that time. Poor thing.

By the way, Blood's a little busy these days, and she needs her laptop, so I won't be in for a while. Girls. Ow.

Blood - I like the scar on the spaceber.

Bloody Marks.

Uh-oh. Blood failed two subjects~ow. And she delayed it this long to play her AQW. And for me to surf the net. Until tomorrow...I don't think she can delay it any further. So, sniff, farewell, my friends. And Blood here is also cry...ow, okay it's not true. I really made this up this time, it's not true.

Anyway, my driving test went fine. I got a D, but at least I didn't, coughs, fail...

Blood - Or crash.

Hey. It didn't happen, okay? It was an accident. Sigh. Anyway (man, the Y key is so damn hard to click), I had my driver's license. And what did we do? Blood bought an old, used car for me. Eeek, it really smells on the inside, and the backseats are awful, I tell you. And the boot cover is kinda' squeaky when you try to open it. Noooo!

The Missing Key

If there's one thing that would make your jaws drop, it's that Blood here got impatient with everything. Even the speed of the internet. And everytime the windows explorer is not responding, she'd scratch the keyboard like a cat. She scratched it soooo often the Y key came off. Now I have to press the damned button harder just to type Y. Jesus, I think the G key's coming off, too!

And some bad news for everyone, Blood here, has two subjects fail! Both of Malaysian Language! She said it's expected. Big deal! What's gonna happen? You ask.

DUH! She can't go online anymore! Didn't you guys read my last post?! Jesus Christ, you guys really have a bad memory!

Anyway, I have good news! The good news is...I got a job at Aunty Anne's! You know, the one in KLCC, lower ground floor? Just opened? Ring you guys any bells?

...

No? Fine. l:(

Test Results

I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is: the subjects she wished would improve had improved. Like BM and maths. Bad news is: the subjects she'd think would only 'move' a little had moved A LOT. And it ain't going up, either. It's going way, way down Blood got upset. Poor thing.

My test went fine, except for the reversing part. Just like when I was horse riding. I was about Blood's age, and I wanted to control the spped. But either it's too fast or too slow. Then there's the brakes ( I still mean the horse riding). I pulled the reins on too high that the horse kinda' sttod on two legs and I fell. Bad times, dude. Bad times.

Blood's Bloody Birthday

Not that there's war today or anything...just playing.

Anyway, today is Blood's birthday, and she invited Charmaine to her house. They both had a lot of laughs, Blood said. Especially on the way back. Then, to Blood's horror Charmaine looked at all her baby photos. After she left I even looked at some of them albums. She was so cute, I've got to admit. Actually, everyone who once looked at those albums said she was cute, to mention it.

Her birthday went okay, too. Her choco-banana cake is mini size, so the four of 'em (I'm allergic to chocolate) already ate half of them cake. I never tasted chocolate in my whole life. I left the chocolate out on the last banana split incident too. Oh...:(

Guess what she had for a birthday present? Movie DVDs.

Test & Bufday.

It's one of Blood's friend's birthday on the last day of the test. And the day after that, her birthday! She was so NOT excited about it. Except for going to see the 2nd Transformers movie part and this best friend of hers coming to her house that day. And that she's gonna celebrate her birthday and almost everything. I didn't expect it to be THIS close to the test. At least she's better than the 27/6 friend there.

Anyway, her father introduced me a driving academy. Thingy. She said she wants me to learn how to drive a car. What for?! I don't have enough money for a pair of slippers, let alone a car! But she said she'll deal with it. She?! I heard from her mother she has only $xxxx in the bank! A four-digit number only! A car at least costs a five-digit number! How's SHE gonna do that?! She only has $xxxx! Jeez!

Blood-Duh. Buy an old, used car. Don't think it'll cost even $5000.

What do you know?! Women and machinery don't mix!

Blood-You sound like the police guy in Titanic.

Whatever. But an old, used car?! No way! I ain't gonna be seen dead in one of those! What if I'm going on a date?!

Blood-Sounds too modern for a knight from the Middle-Ages. C'mon, Michael.

*Scoffs*

Happy Father's Day A Disaster

It all happened when Blood and I just came back from breakfast outside. Then she locked herself up in her room just to play Adventure Quest World, a new online game (not single player this time) she got addicted in. Then her father called her, but she didn't come down. Then he got angry and scold and scold and ow, and mentioned a lot of nasty things (not bad words!) to Blood. It made her ow. Then her mother ow ow her. Then ow. Stop hitting me, Blood! Or I'll throw your laptop out the window! Anyway, he grounded her of no phone and PC for 6 months. Well, the PC is if one subject...I mean IF ONLY ONE subject fails...ten ten ten ten. Ten ten ten ten. Ten ten ten ow! Hey!

She says she doesn't care anyway. As long as she can still have the telly and the phone (although SIM inactive) to listen to music. And the radio. And the free books. Come to think of it, her room looks damn like a library. A mini sized one without a counter library.

Anyway, her cousins came for lunch for father's day today. Come to rhink of it, I don't think Blood has told her dad 'happy father's day' yet. She even said he deserved it. Then she stayed upstairs for the rest of the day. Then she watched movies with her cousins.

While she's away crai-ow, I had nothing to do. Her laptop's up in the room with her, and I have absolutely nothing to do. So I went for a walk in the neighborhood. Then, suddenly, that Mrs. Solomon was like 'yoo-hoo' and I was like 'ewwwww' and she was like 'awww ur so cute' and I awas like running away. Then, when I passed through a window, I saw Victoria ch...(Blood-censored in this blog). Hey. You said this is my blog.

Well, at least she has a better body than fat Mrs. Solomon.

Oh, great. Another fight with her father, Blood says. But I scratched my head. 'I didn't hear any arguing.' I said.

'When he's angry, he tries to calm down and say lots of shit nonsense to me.' Blood snorted at his stupidness. (to tell the truth, it was her who told me to post this, so I did)

She told me how annoying her parents are getting each day, but personally I think it's because she's turning into a teenager. Hey, no hitting. Anyway, Blood kept sulking of her parents. Bothering so much of her school life, keep annoying her and all. I got used to her sulking about three or four hours later. Then, she began to sulk to other friends. Sigh. Teenager scare the living shit out of me.

Okay, I got that from MCR.

3-hour sleep night

Last night? Blood did sleep...for three hours or four. She was too busy with her online game fishing in Dragon Fable. I think that's just plain dumb. Then, on the next morning, because her alarm was set for 4.40, so she woke...before that time, as usual. No matter how late she slept (unless it's after 4.40).

What about Dragon Fable? She said she got a little away with the time. She was doing with the dumb fishing thing. Now she's telling me she'd rather have joined Runescape, but when she tried to make an account the thing said her password is too simple...even though I shouldn't be saying this on the internet.

Then, Blood told me onee of her friends is actually a hacker. She kinda' panicked there for awhile, and so did I. What will happen to my MSN?! I didn't tell Blood I made my own MSN...and it's only for adding...on second thought, I better not say that.

She also complained that guys in her class are getting to be 'teenagers' because they're seeing nude pics. I snapped it's natural. Blood snapped back it's because I watch nude too. I do not! I certainly do not watch nude! I do not I do not I do not!

Blood-

I went to check on the history of the internet Dooms and I have been through. And I saw some addresses that have the word 'sexy nude ladies' and 'cheap porn'. Excuse me, it's cheap. It's still not free. You'll pay for this, Dooms.

Okay, I'll use my money. Hey, it's natural. Right?

Blood-

No. It's disgusting. End of story.

But...

THE END

Blood-y Sleepless Nights.

Blood said she had three sleepless nights in a row. Poor thing. Ow. Yeah, so what if you hit me? I'm gonna tell them you actually snore even if it's not true!

Anyway, about her nights. On her first sleepless night, she stayed up watching 'The Messenger' and forced me to watch with her. It was violent for a thirteen-year-old for me, but Blood just kept watching. Then, she stopped because if she watched finish the movie it'd be midnight. Then she said she's gonna do her homework so I went to bed myself. The next thing I know, she woke me up again just to play checkers with her. Sigh.

On the second night, after finished watching her 'Messenger' movie of Joan of Arc, she stayed up to study her bio, so I went to sleep. And what happened? She woke me up again to play some PS2 with her. The game was war, at least she knew my taste.

On her last night (I meant yesterday; who knows, she maybe can't sleep again tonight), she stayed up to do her maths homwork & study even more on bio (what's the point about bio...?)

Then, I guessed she'll lose her sleep again, so I warned her not to wake me up in the middle of the night. Then what happened?

I lose my sleep.

So I went to Blood's room, and yes, her light's on. So I played some Scrabble with her that night.

Test Torture

Blood is going to fail, she said a few minutes ago. And if she fails, there'll be no laptop for her. And it could be possible I'm not to be able to use it either. And when she means fail, she means she has to pass every subject. Then she said a lot of bad things about her parents. Said 'fish' and 'stupid' and 'idiot' and all. You get the 'fish' word.

I can't really say about her other blogs...maybe she can edit them at school maybe. But I can't go to school, so this blog could possibly be closed down, and goodbye to Blood's freedom. Ow, fine.

But she won't have that much time if she failed, as she asked me to tell you guys. Each recess is only about 30 minutes (as I heard...) and so she has about one hour. But she needs to eat sometimes, and she has windows to wipe on Tuesdays...or is it Wednesdays? Ow, okay, Weds.

Blood-

Hey, you. I need some time to revise, so all the stories will have to wait. I'll catch up after the test is over. I hope I pass. Bastard and bitch.

Banana Splits!

Today Blood taught me and let me eat a banana split. At first it's some sort of attack in a batttlefield. How silly! And I meant the name, not myself.

She came back from school and said it was stressing her out. I can tell from her sleepy look and the heavy bag that's going to tip her over anytime. Then she mentioned to me that ice cream actually makes a person happy? So we both went out for this banana split.

She put an ice cream between us on a table. I looked up.

'This is it.'

'What?'

'A banana split. Try it. It's cooling.'

'Huh? This is a split? Doesn't look like it.'

'Hey, Mike. This is the 21st century. You want a war, you can join the army now. But that's impossible with your fat there.'

'Hey, I am not f...'

'Anyway. Are you gonna try it or what? I'm starving.'

'You humans have a way with names.'

Blood showed me the bananas on each side of the boat-like food. All because of these two things you call it banana split?! What about the ice cream and whipped cream and cherries? Then she told me we can't possibly call it 'banana-slpit-with-three-ice-cream-scoops-lotsa-whipped-cream-and-cherry'.

Then I tasted the ice cream. It's chilling, and Blood warned me I'll get brain freeze if I eat too much in one time. In the end? I got a brain freeze. Ow.

How did I end up in Blood's attic?

Blood is a nice girl. Except when she shouts. And get mad. And get stressed. Oh, and when her laptop is causing problems. And when the wireless network's signal is low.

Anyway, I was supposed to be in a battlefield. I had lost memory of it, and all I remember is myself in an alley full of stinky rubbish. Then I wandered around the streets and I found Blood sweeping the front yard. We chatted for a while blah blah blah, then suddenly, her mother comes out. Ah, a beautiful woman...until she came closer. She had pimples all over her face! I wanted to scream. Then Blood cleaned the attic up a little for me to stay for...I dunno how long. Until I remember everything, I guess.

Sir Doomsday's blog, actually...

Hello, laddies. The name's Sir Doomsday. I'm...going to be a knight, so calling me Sir will be sooner or later, actually.

I'd like to thank this...noble...Sir Knight Victorious Blood...for making a blog for me. What a weird name. Why can't it be something simple like David? Oh, sorry. My apologies. You're a girl who likes Middle Ages and Older Histories. The only thing she doesn't like about history is the history class at her modern school. She said that the teachers made it sound so boring. Poor thing. Ow! Okay, okay, you're not crying over it, you're very strong about it! Satisfied?!

You see, this Sir...or Lady (ow, fine, Sir) KVB made a blog for me not because I have a strange past (for knights, that is), it's because she's boring and since I came by her house for some tea. Now I'm staying at her attic for the moment. Here's my profile Sir KVB typed for me. I'll just copy and paste.

Full Name - Michael Frederick John Vonne Doomsday

Born in - Um...York, I think. Or is it somewhere in England? Is York in England?

Date Of Birth - Uh...I forgot the year. Somewhere in August, I guess. He looked in his late twenties...and handsome. If it weren't for his fat.

Hobby - Fighting, flirting, eating, drinking, smoking, typing my laptop like it's a toy or something.

Loves - Typing posts, eating McDonald or Kentucky, always asking for Bloody Mary which is expensive, flirts with my neighbors and they all drive me nuts.

Hates - Ugly ladies like Mrs. Solomon, moments when my laptop has problems, when beautiful ladies refuse him, when someone calls him fat (it's true), and most of all...the, horrible, noisy, dirty...cats.

Hey. I don't smoke! Blood! Where on Earth did you get this info from?! Hey, those things from the ashtray are from your uncle, not me! And I don't flirt! I suck at it! And I'M NOT FAT!!! It's muscles! Not fat! Ugh! Blood, I'm gonna kill you if an lady reads this blog!

Profile continue...-he also watches those things.

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