Headless Chicken!

I was playing AQ Worlds when I heard screaming from downstairs. Then I saw Blood coming into the study room. 'What's the screaming all about?' I asked.

Blood just threw me a book titled 'Extremely Weird! Ripley's Believe It Or Not'. She said to turn to page xx (Jesus I forgot which lol).

Then I saw a picture of a headless chicken. 'That's it?' I was about to show it to Blood then she screamed like hell. I kept torturing her by keeping the book open until I heard sniffing. Oh shit, she cried! I quickly closed back the book. 'Sorry! Sorry!'

Then she told me the story of seeing the headless chicken. She was starting to read the book , then she turned to that page. At first she didn't know what is it (lol) she just saw a fat body and some black portion on top (it was black and white picture) until she saw a chicken head beside it. She was screaming and quickly covered the book. She never dared open that page again.

'So can I put a photo of this on the blog?' I asked. She screamed a big NO at me, so sorry to disappoint you guys! But Blood didn't believe me, so she never came near the computer. Sigh.

'Okay, then. I give you two options. I force you to tell chicken dancer how you feel, either that or you touch the headless chicken in the book. Which one would you prefer?'

Before I even finished asking my question Blood already answered 'Chicken dancer! Just help me glue that page...' she begged. But I'd rather use that page later in the future, whenBlood decides to slap me in the face again. Muahaha

HEHE....o.o'''''

about the yaoi or watever....it is disgusting...the conversation about gays and lesbian..*vomit*
IM not going near you anymore BLOOD...i think ur up to something REALLY BAD. im gona tell ur mom...neh just kiding...AND i like ur drawings in ur other blog accept for the YAOi thingy...i think im getting unwell just by reading ur conversation with DOOMSDAY and ur drawing...

So bored of boredom.

Blood -

Yeah! Made a new blog, and I made plenty of posts in these two days. Why? Because I have nothing else better to do. Sigh. Then I began to submit art in DeviantArt. Most of them were just out of boredom, so there.

Site is here. >>> CLICK ME

Not much, but it's still something!

A friend of mine just started playing AQ Worlds today, and I don't feel so lonely anymore. But still, I can tell he's still addicted to MapleSEA because his screen name contains the word 'Maple'...you should've figured out who it is by now.

Spent the whole day watching telly and going online. Other than that I only took a shower, did some doodles and ate breakfast and dinner. I had sugary stuff for lunch, as usual. Doomsday asked if I'd like to help out at Jusco's, but I declined his offer. Because I stayed stuck in the Pinocchio mood for two days already. Hope I'll have something better to do tomorrow, Nightstalker cancelled his BBQ party. Sigh.

At this moment my eyes are beginning to blur...and I'm serious. I think I'm gonna switch myself to watching telly again. BRB...if my mother lets me that is.

Rainbows and Sunshine of...

Sir Doomsday - Okay, Blood is officially freaking me out. Do you know what she browses on DeviantArt these days? Yaoi! And do you know what yaoi means??? Well, I'll give you a tip. When the thing is mentioned, it in volves rainbow and men. Yes.

GAY!!!

Gay, not in the happy gay, but guys gay! Oh, gross! I can't believe it! I regretted the moment I let her slip into the Pinocchio mood! Hope she doesn't bacome lesbian! OMGOMGOMG...and she was really enjoying it, I can tell. Oh, gross! Why can't she support more normal couples, like Zutara, or Bwen? Oh, she just has to go and browse the Kevin and Ben having "fun"... you know, the characters from Ben 10 Alien Force?! And these new couples...oh, gross, she keeps reading the parts where they have some real "fun"! This Tyler and Koker...they're both guys, oh, gross...Blood?! Why'd ou do it?! Type it down NOW!

Blood - Dude, chill. I'm not a guy. First thing is because being gay won't make you have babies. And you know how irresponsible I am, aren't I, Doomsday? And second...I like it when it comes to thinking who's the Seme and Uke. It's a really tasty thought, I've got to admit. And third, they both are of same gender. So their having to understand each other is simple. Unlike girls sighing 'Boys.' and boys scoffing 'Girls.' and besides, there's the...

Sir Doomsday - Oh, you're soooo gross! Get away from the computer it's for your own good, Blood! It really is!

Blood - But I'm not a guy! What on Earth could happen if a female watches yaoi series!

Sir Doomsday - What the hell they come is series?! Okay, from now on, I'm watching you and I'm gonna trace the wireless network just like your father!

Blood - No harm, Michael! What's the big deal about this?!?!

And so, the arguing went on until Blood's mother warned that it's late and we need our sleep. Sigh. But I'm watching that girl. I'm watching her.

Boring!

Dude! It's getting quiet these days! I really hate the eerie silence in the house. And Jusco was a real bore these days too. Blood said she's in a Pinocchio mood (aka watch-telly-and-play-computer-and-not-studying-all-day mood, since Pinocchio is a wood and her schedule is much the same). Sigh. She's now watching the Superhero Movie. Ew, it's gross. Contains lots of gross contents. And I think it's unrated or something or something. I dunno what unrated means, but who cares. And she drank three cans of Coke! And lots of sugary stuff. Definitely a Pinocchio mood. Who knows, one day she'll invent another mood called the Cinderella mood, when her emotions are shattered and she does something for nothing at all. Then there could be the Mermaid mood, times when she never talks at all and just nods and shakes her head. She's definitely going to be in one of them Disney movies one day.

I'm really yawning now, guys. One of you post something!

LOL

It's ok if u can't gimme a discount, just kill your boss then be the boss. LOL

WTH...

Blood -

NICE AND INTERESTING?!?! You have got to be joking! The main character was like in the shopping mall and giving away money as if he's so rich, then his father has a heart attack all because of it. I don't know either to laugh or cry. You can actually add one more moral phrase in the part where the guy is gonna steal the money, but I forgot to tell the group...0.0'...

Sir Doomsday -

I can't give you discount. Because I'll get fired!!! I'm not the boss of Jusco!!! Do you guys ever learn about money, discount and deposit in class?!

...

Blood said that you guys dunno how to use them yet. Well, never mind. None of my business.

Next Time Count me in Too!

Hey! How could u not invite me! I was getting a little jealous reading how much fun u guys had...cry. Next time count me in too! OR else im gona stranggle u to death, Doomsday.(if i can) haha. Come to think of it, i'm planin to buy some stuff from Jusco, u think u can give me some discounts of something(since you work there). AH! And some weird costumes for the drama Blood and I are goin to be in. Blood, do you have any idea what's the story line about? I kept reading it but i still cound'nt get it right. Like its so weird. The whole family were like
Father: YOU! YOU! U TOOK MY MONEY???
Small Sister: I....I...I...
brother (nan zhu jiao): YOU....YOU
Small Sister: ME WHAT ME??
Father: (collapsed due to heart attack)
PHHHFF! I mean...how confusing can it be??? i think thatz the problem. And the beginning till the father died blah-blah-blah has only two di zhi gui in it...OMG. It's So..so..messy and not-what-the-teacher-wants kind of drama. Well, i could'nt help but just sit there and stare at the disaster masterpiece because my chinese is like BAD. I don't really know about Blood, her chinese is still much better than mine... LOL. She could really give some ideas with her super cool stories. But i think she better not, bcoz all the really-good-in-chinese people are in the group and we don't want to freak them out or make them angry for changing their so call NICE n INTERESTING ideas.

A visit to Jusco

Hey! Apology accepted! By your best buddy Blood. Anyway, Blood said she had nothing to do and all the homework is boring, so she visited me in Jusco today. There was new stock coming in the-place-you-arrange-stock-and-then-send-them-to-de-shop-place, and the workers need extra help, so Blood and I went over to the place. We were like peeling tape off the boxes and putting tape in each other's backs and foreheads. After a good scold from the boss of the-place-you-arrange-blah-blah-blah, we quickly put the stock into the right stores. We even ate some bread in the bakery shop. lol

Then she stayed in the cashier counter with me for the rest of the afternoon. We still had the tapes on our backs brcause we were in a hurry, and now Blood is putting more tape onto my shirt. I was like warning and repeating to her that I'll be fired if she keeps doing this. Worst of all, all the women are laughing! This is not the best day ever!

Blood -

All women like hilarious men.

Sir Doomsday -

So...is he hilarious?

Blood -

Shut up or I'll put more tape. This time on your mouth.

For Blood

aiya...对不起啦！sorry sorry loh...no more chicken dancer. FORGIVE ME!!! I promise. PLUS i heard sir Doomsday is working in JUSCO. i think its cool. Good for you doomsday! Congrats! I think i'll visit you if im free from all the crazy homeworks Blood and I have to do. LOL!

Idiot!

Nightstalker! No talking about any of the chickens! You ******************************...And I think you repeated the word nightmare more than neccessary...=='...And the only part I like is the dinosaur part. Haha

Too much chicken romance in this blog and I'm gonna kick you. *sticks out tongue*

Sir Doomsday -

Dude, who's chicken dancer? But who cares about him anyway, because I have great news here! I finally found a car worthy of showing my talents! It maybe old, but it's so cool I'm gonna kiss the hood right now! Lol...anyway it's a Mercedes, C class. Of course it's used, you fools! And it's old versioned...but it reflects my personality like it or not. Blood says from my shoulder, 'Yeah, and it's because you're from the Middle Ages and the car is just as old.' I slaped her in the face, and she slapped me back. We had a mini fight for quite a while until her mother was passing by.

Anyway, I also saw her other post. WHAT?! She posted in school?! Without me?! Oh, I'm torn! Then Blood said I'm way overreacting, and she said it louder this time. Then we slapped in each other's faces again until her father passed by.

I also found some interesting jobs other than Aunt Anne's at KLCC, so I was once again jobless. Then I was recruited in another outlet in Jaya Jusco, Taman Maluri. I'm working as the cashier for the moment. But it's fun 'cause I get to see more girls over there haha...anyway Blood's gonna visit me at Jusco too on certain Saturdays and weekends. She won't be here if her parents want to go shopping or she has something herself to do. Oh well.

Blood and I were like typing the latest songs on Youtube yesterday, and we found some great songs like Love Drunk and I've Got A Feeling, and we were like LOLing at the videos. She kept singing the 'I've Got A Feeling' for the past week already and I think she's getting addicted! Help~

My Nightmare

Hai! Nightstalker here...I've come to seek for death! Yesterday, I had the most weirdest dream. I think mine is more weirder than Blood's. I'm really scared of writting this here...COZ Blood's gona kill me and deny everything. (That's a tremendously bad thing for Nightstalker) Trust me Blood, I'll make it as unoticable as possible.

It started at school, it was in the morning and the sky was still very dark. Only Blood and Nightstalker was in the school. The cold wind blew onto our faces and we heard trees hitting each other...PHSHHSPSHH! I was so scared that a ghost would come out from nowhere and chase Blood and Nightwalker all around the school, It was like a nightmare!!! It was, but then a man with a thousand eyes came out and scared the hell out of Blood and Nightstalker. IT WAS HORRIBLE! I swear i was screaming in bed. We were so scared that our body started to shiver. We hugged each other as tight as we could and stared at the thousand eyes man. The thousand eyes man was growling while we were screaming...GRRRRr!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! WE ran as fast as we could to get away from the thousand eyes man. While running, Nightwalker realised the thousand eyes man looked like chicken dancer... "Blood! IT'S CHICKEN DANCER!" Blood was shocked! "No it is'nt! Chicken dancer has much more less eyes than that MONSTER!!" Nightstalker was sure that it was chicken dancer so he took 998 arrows and shot it towards chicken dancer's 998 eyes. So, it'll be left with two 1000-998= 2. the eyes popped like pimples and blood was all over our shirts. "MY LOVE WHY Where you running away from mua? KISS ME!" Blood was so happy that she ran towards chicken dancer and MUAKKKK.

Suddenly! A dinosaur came out and sqosh on chicken dancer with its gigantic legs and he died like a bird's shit. the end. It was indeed a nightmare.

Crazy!

I'm Blood here, now typing at school. The computer room was miraculously quiet and spacey in first recesses. I kinda' like it! At least Sir Doomsday won't be peeking my shoulder as usual this time. =='...

School was fine. We had comp. class just now and everyone was playing the damned Mafia Wars (something about crime) in Facebook. I think I'm gonna try it out when I get home. :D

I don't have much time left. 1 minute obviously. I'll let Michael there take over when I get home.

Bored...So I typed these all out.

Blood here again. I was bored and hv nothing to do, so I figured I'd share the knowledge I got from my fave channel Animal Planet :D

First of all...guess who is in the number one Predator? No, not the lion...but the great white shark! A great white shark breaks more than 50,000 teeth in a year. I think he needs weekly dental appointments, don't you think?

And a seal's whiskers is 10 times more sensitive than a cat's. In the water, it can sense vibrations of polar bears' feet moving on the ice so it can avoid being eaten. And the dessert snake's eyes are scratchproof! They're so round and shiny~~~

And the sperm whale is the air-breathing animal that can hold its breath for the longest time. 2 hours! And it can dive a deep about 10,000 feet under the sea to eat food. Ooh~

No. I'm giving you too much of my happy information! Mlueh~~~want a video? I heard this story from our mandarin teacher...:D

Facebook...half rox, half sux.

Sir Doomsday -

Okey-dokey. Let me comment about this first. I like Facebook, but sometimes I hate it. Why? I like it because there are so many hot girls in there! There has to be one in several that has to be a madel! I'm salivating...but when I added them, they have these annoying games. So girlish! I can't believe people that age still play Pet Society?! Unless they're Blood's age, of course. But some of the hottest gals I saw actually rejected me! Sigh~

Blood -

My turn! I have the same comment about Facebook. I like it, but I hate it sometimes. For example, I have a few old friends on Facebook. We seperated since we're only 8!!! First is this stupid Martin. I gotta admit, after all those nasty things he had done to me, I kinda' find him the weirdest guy on Facebook. Even weirder than a fat American's profile I saw minutes ago. And I mean fat. Anyway he declined my request! Damned thing...hope he gets stomped on by kangaroos and eats what koalas eat for the rest of his life (PS whatever the koalas eat, it's poisonous).

Then there's Brian Ee. He's a...well, I better not comment about this guy. Because when I was 8, that guy was like torture! But I think he's now an okay guy. He accepted my request. I was scared he's gonna be like Martin!!! T-T I hate Martin

I hate school. seriously.

Blood again. The topic today is pretty obvious. I hate school. Why, you ask? Well, it's a natural thing for teens. Imagine all the homework piled up on you, man! I hate homework. And the disciplince teacher? Yeah, he's like the look-out-here-comes-the-One-run-like-the-wind sort of guy. And the headmistress...I still prefer her in the old name, and I wouldn't dare type it just in case some teacher is prying into this blog at this very moment. Or worse, the headmistress herself! Personally, I think I have the most boring confess-my-oh-so-stressful-feelings-blog. Because most of my friends type their blog in Chinese words. And some rotten English, of course. But not that much. And I think the teachers would think this is just some boring old blog and the owner's a classic woman of some sort, and then they'll click the X button immediately right on top of there.

Hooray for my mom for teaching my English ever since I can remember!

Anyway, I still hate school. Because of the weird rules. Like the newpaper. Why do you have to bring the whole thing, God Damn It?! It's heavy enough, GROANS~

And the glasses. Why do they have to be thinner than 8mm?! I don't see any good reasons there at all. What happens if it breaks?! It'll be the school'd fault. Looks like we got ourselves a glasses' insurance.

Oh yeah~and the fluffy toys key chain thingy? Why do they have to be measured with our own hands? What happens if a mutant signed up for school and one of his hands is twice the size of a normal one? Or if it's a handicap and has no hands at all? Okay, maybe that's way weird, but anything's possible, right?

Gud night, anyway. Have boring homework to do. ==...