Dream

Blood -

I had the weirdest dream last night! Before I say it, forgive me, O God and all teachers in Kuen Cheng High School (especially the Disciplince Teacher and Headmistress). Okay, I dreamt of being in school, no surprise there. And I saw the Disciplince teacher! But...gulp, forgive me, it was a female. It's old, sure, and it's kind of...cocky. I was gonna throw up that time!

Then I saw our school was twice the size than our original one. It has, well, a bigger hall, and a bigger car park, and a bigger...area. Whatever.

I saw 2 annoying chickens, some people from last year 6S, and of course, the Disciplince teacher in my dream. It's true! I can't believe that! Seriously! Excuse me now, I have to throw up again. Doomsday will take it from here.

Sir Doomsday -

My dream?! You asking about my dream?! I dreamt of my mother posting a striptease video of herself online! It's so horrorfying! Oh, the horror of technology! I'm gonna throw up too...hey dog, could you take it from here?

DOG -

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Blood -

What?! You let a dog take over MY laptop?! You are so going to hell!!!

And What A Bloody Page It Is!

Doomsday and I had a "conversation" over the new template I just found minutes ago.

D - Hey Blood! What the hell is going on with my blog?! It's all red in color!
B - Duh. The title says 'Bloody Page'.
D - But it looks so girly! And I'm a guy, FYI.
B - And I created this blog for you. So who's the boss, dumbass?
D - I am! You said it's all mine!
B - I didn't say it'd be all yours. I only said you're allowed to post there.
Blah blah blah...and we hadn't tslked to each other, for, like, only minutes. But this is just the beginning. Muahaha...I'm joking about the evil laugh.

Goddamn the Internet

Blood speaking here. I really don't like the speed of the wireless network. It's so god damn slow I think I'm gonna yawn or something something. Yes, I doubled that word.

I didn't finish my holiday homework. The malay homework is the craziest. Cikgu Lim ask us to do karangan AND check the dictionary from the whole sehijau warna daun?!?! She's crazy!!!

I didn't practice on my rope jumping either. I can jump, but my speed is 1jps (jump per second). I'm doomed, I'm gonna fail. T-T

Sir Doomsday? He's fine. He had a few hard times, but he's fine. He got dumped by lots of girls, embarassed a celebrity, and lots of other stuff having to do with that sort of thing. Stupid middle-aged knight. Whoever made him a knight must be way more stupid than he does now.

By the way, last Friday my cousins and I went to watch the UP movie. Well, all of us cried ourselves red, of course. And I was the most obvious. Poor me. The second-most-obvious was Seng Wei. The other two were more plain by under the eyes. And we watched 3D edition, by the way. Yeah~!

Oh yeah, and this new upcoming movie, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, is a comedy. It's coming somewhen in October, you guys sshould see it! The preview was funny enough! :D

Dude I'm back!

I'm back, Malaysia! I'm back! I can't believe I just went to U.K. just to see some disgusting person! Ugh...gross.

Blood -

Shut up, Doomsday. I'll tell the whole story. Yesterday we didn't post anything to the blog because of an ugly woman, man. Ew, I think I'm gonna throw up again. Anyway, we were going to an apartment due to the given address. I said, 'Doomsday, you said we came here to check on things. What exactly are we checking on???'

'Well...it's just that...'

'Whatever is the reason, I'm going to kill you. Unless it's business.'

He said he saw a nice-looking girl on facebook, and then wanted to see her and 'hang out a little'. So I did "kill" him by hitting him in the where-it-hurts and punch him in the face and yell insults. But we went in anyway. And EEEEWWWW! Evrything about her is so gross! Her kitchen was like it got hit by a bomb recently, and the woman...ohhh, I'm gonna throw up again. She has a gangster scar on her face! And wasn't even sewn. We screamed our way back to the hotel and quickly left.

It was awful, man...I'm going to abandon my Facebook next thing in the morning!!!

The Soldier aka "statue"...

Blood -

Today we had lots of fun! Since Doomsday wanted to his things only by tomorrow, we had a tour around U.K.

First we went to the castle. A lot of tourists went to take a pic with the soldiers. So Doomsday and I also took a few pictures. Then we tried to make the soldier laugh. We did faces, told jokes, but nothing happened. That is, until...a dog came by, and bit the soldier on the leg. The guy screamed like hell, then he pulled the trigger by accident, then lots of other stuff happened. I didn't know what happened later because we quickly ran away. Lol

Then, we rented a suite at the hotel. It's a suite because all the other rooms were taken. But at least the person at the counter gave us discount, hahaha...

Then Doomsday took an hour in the shower. When he came out all his fingers were wrinkled like an old man. Well, serves him right, fat ass!

He's now sleeping when I'm typing this. And oh, by God, he actually snores?! Good grief!!!

We're at the airport!

We're now in UK, and the trip here was really throwing me up, again. Sigh. See? No slapping, see? It means Blood agrees too! And I'll tell you what happened!

I finally knew the reasons why tickets were so cheap! It's because the airline service is even cheaper! WTF I can't believe I fell for it! We even nearly died!

When we got onboard the airplane, dude it stinks...

Blood - Yeah, stinks even worse than Doomsday's breath.

Shut up. And there were no seat belts?!?! And there's no toilet at all!

Blood - Actually, there is one.

Yeah...one with a hole to go, like the ones in the middle ages. But it stinks worse than the middle ages, I can tell! The whole airplane is a stink bomb! And when I say stink bomb, I mean it. Because since there's no door between the seats and the pilots, we can easily hear their conversation. And the hell it is that there's only half the fuel left?! I'm definitely gonna faint for a moment there, man!!!

Halfway there, we crashed. It was expected, but the whole lot on the plane were screaming like hell. Then we forced the pilot and co-pilot to pay for it the moment we're at the country we're supposed to reach at. Then they escaped! Goddamnit they escaped...!!!

Oh, here comes a taxi. Next post by tomorrow.

God, he made the whole house stink bcos he threw up...

Oh! Laptop! I'm back, baby! I'm...ow, okay, no kissing the computer. I had a very bad time in Disneyland. I kept throwing up at every ride!!! The teacup ride, the roller coaster ride, the Lightyear whatever-it-is ride...the only ride I didn't throw up is my ride home! Oh, home sweet home!

So I see Blood didn't keep her blogs fresh while I'm away, eh?

Blood - Well, it's still a good thing to hear that you were throwing up in America.

Hey, I'm talking about you and your blogs, not me throwing up. And what the hell is going on with the vondeath side?? Isn't it supposed to be about those three girl's prophecies??

Blood - No, it ain't anymore. It's just some things I could think of that would happen with those girls or the Death Dimension.

Great...Hey, listen. I'm going to the United Kingdom to check on something. And the tickets were on sale, buy one free one...wanna come?

Blood - ...okay.

To Be Continued!!!

Long time no type!

Dude that Doomsday guy went off yesterday for holiday on somewhere in America.
School's boring, the net's boring, the telly's boring...
I did mention about the key-breaking time, didn't I??
sigh
but anyway
NEXT WEEK HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YES
and i made lots of vids during my grounded week offline leh~
ah, here's a good one! :3 scroll down some more 2 see lah~
and the 内容大纲 is sort of true
1. i got angry
2. i hit my laptop
3. i got grounded
THE END

and the Norton antivirus part is true...it's expired haha
and my father said the grounded thingy
now i can only play in study room so if i hit it daddy can see me
so...
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Video!

Blood -
I was bored, so I made a vid and pasted it here. YES, and I drew them all with a mouse. The computer mouse.